I was thinking of what could possibly be the worst birthday gift in the world since I recently learned that there are guys out there (UHHH
in their 30s...kill me) who think it’s OK to NOT get A BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR THE GIRL THEY
ARE DATING.
AND I FIGURED IT OUT!!
I figured out the worst possible gift
in the world, worse than getting nothing at all.
A losing lottery ticket.
No, not a lottery ticket, period. Which the odds say would likely be a losing lottery ticket.
No, an actual LOSING lottery ticket, like the DRAWING HAD
ALREADY HAPPENED and the ticket was a loser (Huh. Ironic)
HAHAHAHAHA
A LOSING LOTTERY TICKET!!!
LOL
LOL
Basically a scrap piece of paper
that should be put in the trash.
HAHA
WHO GIVES A GIRL A LOSING LOTTERY TICKET?
(Answer: A loser.)
“Who gives a girl a losing
lottery ticket?” asked Jessica, my friend who received this unfortunate present
on her 30th birthday.
“Oh, well, I bought it for you a week ago when we were supposed to go to dinner,” said Jason. “But
then we got into that fight so I wasn’t able to give it to you.”
LOL
HE COULDN’T BE BOTHERED TO BUY A NEW LOTTERY TICEKT?
P.S. IF YOU GOT INTO A FIGHT, THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD GET HER A
BIGGER, BETTER GIFT NOW.
DUH.
But Jason thought that a scrap piece of paper was completely
sufficient, seriously.
Jessica said to make matters worse, he brought this "gift" to
her birthday house party.
He didn’t even have a CLUE to bring a bottle of
wine or anything!
He showed up at a birthday house party for the girl he was
dating empty-handed.
Worse than empty-handed!! He brought trash.
Why on Earth would someone do that? Was it laziness? Was he
that cheap??
Because even a current lottery ticket by itself is a shitty gift for a girl you are dating. It's $2...and an afterthought for when you buy a Twix bar.
Was he REALLY that big of a dud?
EARTH TO JASON: The point of an EFFING lottery ticket is to
at least have the anticipation of being a winner.
Which I guess could be an analogy for
anyone you’re dating: Is he a winner?
Will I hit the jackpot this time???
No, Jessica did not hit the jackpot.
Jason was the OPPOSITE of the jackpot.
And it kept getting more insulting.
When Jessica dumped him, for reasons other than the stupid
gift (but really, the gift played the lottery), Jason’s
response was that she was “too needy.”
OMG
AHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TOO NEEDY!!!
Yea I guess so.
In that she NEEDS to find a winner.
And the lottery ticket isn't the only thing that needs to go into the trash.
-Jenny
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