Things I did tonight instead of put away my laundry

1.)    Ate a piece of pizza

2.)    put together a rap playlist

3.)    posted a thread about movie quotes on Facebook. And then checked for “notifications.”

4.)    Went to happy hour

5.)    Re-arranged my furniture

6.)    Invited a friend over and sat on my porch

7.)    Ate another piece of pizza

8.)    Sat in my massage chair

9.)    Took a shower

10.)    Watched Wife Swap, where moms put away your laundry.

...And then slept on top of my clean, folded clothes that were still sitting on my bed.

-Jenny