Monday, April 9, 2012
Things I did tonight instead of put away my laundry
1.) Ate a piece of pizza
2.) put together a rap playlist
3.) posted a thread about movie quotes on Facebook. And then checked for “notifications.”
4.) Went to happy hour
5.) Re-arranged my furniture
6.) Invited a friend over and sat on my porch
7.) Ate another piece of pizza
8.) Sat in my massage chair
9.) Took a shower
10.) Watched Wife Swap, where moms put away your laundry.
...And then slept on top of my clean, folded clothes that were still sitting on my bed.