Tuesday, June 14, 2016

TOOLBAG TUESDAY

I have no idea what the proper mourning is after breaking up with someone after six years together. And an engagement. 

But I’m pretty sure that you’re a douchebag if TWO WEEKS after you and your fiancée decide to end things, you book a trip across the world with your female co-worker. 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

But this was exactly what Ryan, who was engaged to my friend Kathy, did. 

It’s not like Kathy was a horrible person who cheated on him and this was some "revenge" trip. 

They had just been fighting for a while and decided the last fight was the last straw. 

And while Kathy was sad and crying, moving her things out of his place, Ryan decided the best idea was to get busy making plans for a trip with a female co-worker. 

And he brought it to whole ‘nother shitty level: the flight he booked was to the location where he and Kathy got engaged. 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL 

REALLY DUDE??!??!?? 

There really is no comforting someone whose ex is that inconsiderate.

Let’s ask the obvious question: How long exactly HAD he and his co-worker been secretly horny for each other??? 

Ugh

Newsflash: Engaged guys don’t usually have another chick ready to travel around the world with them two weeks after they break up with their fiancée.

Of course, Ryan hadn’t told Kathy about his travel plans. 

But this new chick (who apparently isn’t very considerate herself) decided to tag Ryan in her PUBLIC Facebook status with her flight itinerary“feeling EXCITED!—WITH RYAN!” 

For all of their Facebook friends to see.

How MORTIFYING! 

Kathy was so horrified, she hacked into Ryan’s account and changed his “relationship status” from engaged to widowed (LOL). 

Hahahahaha 

...And then she may or may not have posted a status update as him announcing what a tool he was. 

Of course Ryan called her “crazy” when he found out what she had done. 

Because that’s what assholes do when they book a flight to another hemisphere with another girl, and pretend like it shouldn’t piss off their ex-fiancée

HEY, RYAN: NO GIRL IN THE WORLD WOULD BE OK WITH THEIR EX GOING ON A TRIP TO THEIR ENGAGEMENT LOCATION WITH ANOTHER GIRL, TWO WEEKS AFTER THEY BREAK UP. 

RIGHT!?!?!? 

AM I TAKING CRAZY PILLS???!!?? 

WHAT UNIVERSE IS THIS?

He’s LUCKY the worst that happened was that she made a Facebook status update about it. 

HE’S LUCKY SHE DIDN’T CALL TSA AND REPORT HIM AS A TERROR THREAT! 

It would be fitting you know...

She did after all, dodge a bullet. 

-Jenny

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